danyholmes:

Just made this meme: Polite John Harrison

(via its0nlyanorthernsong)

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2 hours ago

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

(via thorki)

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2 hours ago

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

(via averagenatural)

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4 hours ago

bigbardafree:

switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover

(via ama-te-ipsum)

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11 hours ago

odditiesoflife:

Hooker’s Lips

This rare plant is named Psychotria elata. It is more commonly known as the Flower Lips, Hooker’s Lips or Hot Lips plant. Some people refer to them as Mick Jagger’s lips. The plant forms bright red bracts (specialized leaves) resembling the lips of a woman wearing red lipstick. These plants are found in the tropical rainforests of Colombia, Costa Rica, Panama and Ecuador. Due to deforestation, these spectacular plants have become endangered.

(via ama-te-ipsum)

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11 hours ago
veguntold:

complain3r:

the white cat is me and the gray cat is life

Cats, man.

veguntold:

complain3r:

the white cat is me and the gray cat is life

Cats, man.

(via orgasmic-humor)

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11 hours ago
frickyeah1990s:

Bring in the dancing lobsters

frickyeah1990s:

Bring in the dancing lobsters

(via faburry)

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11 hours ago

lulz-time:

cloverthebulldog:

Sometimes after a long walk, I just need to chill out. Ice cubes and linoleum make me a happy puppy! 

UWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHH

(via ieatcellphones)

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15 hours ago

consultingflatmates:

Can we just take a moment and TOM FELTON

(via wild-sex-with-harry)

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16 hours ago

420steven:

forget-the-alamo:

nishlo:

so the senior prank was when the 2nd period bell rang they all laid down and some people had blankets and stuff and they called it the senior snuggle and it went on for like 45 minutes and it was amazing

the seniors at my old high school did the exact same thing today

(via the-krusty-crew)

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1 day ago

odair:

lampsarepeopletoo:

the entire premise of the fairly odd parents makes no sense

why does he not just wish for friends and a better babysitter and pizza

everyone likes pizza

i think u need to reread

image

(via solace-intoxication)

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